Breast Wishes for 2005

The Management would like to wish each and every one of you a happy 2005. And what better way to ring in the new year than with nubile celebrity boobies? Two - count 'em - two famous young lasses have ushered in 2005 with some gossip-worthy chestal action, and the management is happy to post images... at least, until my photo host deletes them or I get sued.

The first (and decidedly more chaste) heroine of the day is Scarlett Johansson, in a scene from the upcoming John-Travolta-with-grey-hair vehicle A Love Song for Bobby Long.


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The second (and decidedly more entertaining) heroine of the day is none other than Mary Jane Parker (AKA Kirstin Dunst), who was the victim of a major vacation-swim nip-slip.


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And no, this will not be a new recurring feature of *bitter defeat*... unless it's really popular, in which case it definitely will.